tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14574955476179803572024-03-13T20:29:35.659-07:00The Real Kirby La LaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457495547617980357.post-48946138900369493692016-06-05T12:49:00.000-07:002016-06-05T12:49:56.476-07:00My Local Shopping Centre Go's John Carpenter StyleI was walking through my local shopping centre "Bootle New Strand" in Sefton.<br />
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As i'm walking Out the exit i stopped and walked back in <i>(ber in mind you would Never see this if your walking in) </i>And i bet most of you probably haven't Ever even noticed it walking out..<i> </i>But your brains subconscious will have read it, your Kids will have read it. I couldn't believe i had read it correctly and actually felt the need to walk back in and look at it.<br />
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As you walk out, around 30 foot above you painted in the corner just enough to get the corner of your eye subliminally on the wall is the phrase..<br />
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<b>Who ever said money can't buy you happiness didn't know where to shop.</b><br />
<i>(people can assume that's all innocent all they want, but that's certainly not the message i teach Our children, its a total contradiction)</i> Is that what you all teach your children children?, IE money is everything.. you just need to know where to spend it? i bet you don't.<br />
Our kids should not be seeing that &amp; we shouldn't be getting fed it subconsciously neither.<br />
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we teach our children...<br />
<b>Money Can't Buy Happiness</b><br />
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Did sefton council or the strand really approve this slogan for public view? or did New Look just put it up, who at new look actually thought this was an ok thing to use in such a way. ¯\(º_o)/¯<br />
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This new phrase being Taught to Our Children clearly contradicts something that most parents instil into their children?? I'm totally dumb founded that our children are seeing that message...<i> (Twisting Can't to Didn't)</i> Like what.. it never used to?, but all that's changed? Someone tell me this is wrong?,. Someone restore my fkn faith in humanity and tell me they get exactly where i'm coming from and that they agree this is slogan in public, something i was assume its signed off on and authorised by a council employee.. is just wrong?.<br />
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I guess most will think i'm mad as usual, but if you've ever seen the John Carpenter movie They Live.. the moment i saw that writing i was like wtf and had to walk back in.. Genuinely just wtf kinda message is that and where its placed... Here is a short scene from the john carpenter film released June 23, 1989 that kinda shows WHY that stood out to my eyes like a saw thumb..<br />
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If you find any other Morally Ambiguous Quotes Inside The Bootle Strand Stopping Centre for our kids full attention and the corner of our adult subconscious please snag a picture and note where about it is.<br />
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Imagine an advert that said Age 16.. all that's left between you and sex now is condoms.<br />
And there stands a 65+ year old guy holding a box.. which would seam fine if he had chemist shelves behind him, a dr's white coat on and all that.. rather than a picture frame on a wall and a fuzzy jumper.. because that advert all started with Age 16.. and the dude with the box is 65+.. <br />
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There is a Lot to marketing, and frankly this method of manipulation is wrong and goes against what we teach our children.<br />
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Someone somewhere tell me its wrong.....?<br />
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Name and shame some seriously devious ad techniques and lets shame these immoral foookers that twist what we teach are children...<br />
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It'll be interesting to see just how many people actually think "Changing" Slogans that remove the pre Instil of moral values (is funny & nothing more) and how many actually can laugh But then also see from a child's perspective, In a child's world, it is clearly one of a stack of Contradictions the system lets them absorb.. I find it funny, but as a writer my self i find this whole thing morally ambiguous to younger people. If a comedian reeled off a load of Genuine Sayings and put a punchline on them all, you wouldn't let your kids listen to it, let alone read it. This isn't the message i want my kids to see until their old enough to understand its Humour over its contradiction.. its only fkn funny to begin with because we know the original saying.. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457495547617980357.post-21349387015184606472016-05-16T09:16:00.001-07:002016-05-16T09:16:26.028-07:00Laurie Lingo & The Dipsticks - 'Convoy G.B.' (1976)Such a classic underrated parody...<br />
The Vinyl is well better than the Live video.. backing singers sound well better produced on the vinyl.. <br />
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VINYL VERSION<br />
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LIVE VERSION<br /> <br />
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It was a foggy day on the sixth of May
In a Scammell haulin' bricks
It was just crackin' dawn and I started to yawn
Cos I couldn't find any nice chicks.
I'd tried Newport Pagnell, Toddington,
And even Watford Gap,
But after so many eggs and chips, sausage and beans
What I really needed was a nap.
It's a lonely life, truck driving
But it's better than a bike
Cos when you're up in the cab, you're the king of the road
And it's dead romantic, like.
And then I remembered my two-way radio,
So I started feelin' better,
And I thought "I'll start a convoy"
"You know, just like that American feller."
[Chorus]
Thus began the saga
On the M1 Motorway
Of the biggest bloomin' convoy
Outside the USA.
Why not join our line-up?
It's completely free.
All you need is transport
And a current MOT.
Convoy!
[On the CB]
Hello, this is Super Scouse callin'. Anyone out there, come on?
Hello, hello, this is Plastic Chicken, go off?
That's "come on" - what's your load, Plastic Chicken?
Er, well it would have been quick-drying cement, but the rain got in - do you know anyone who wants to buy a three-ton brick?
So there we were, the two of us,
At the start of something big.
There was Plastic Chicken with his brick on wheels,
And me in my big rig.
With every junction that we passed
Others would tag on
There was even a London Transport bus
"Hey, that's a nice wagon - fares please..."
It certainly was an impressive sight,
To see us on the road
There was vehicles of every shape and size
It certainly had growed.
Suddenly there was this commotion,
There was a circus, and a fair.
There was an animal acrobatic act
"Ooh look - a bear in the air!"
[Chorus]
You're listening to the saga,
On the M1 Motorway.
Of the biggest blooming convoy,
Outside the USA.
We're half-way through our story,
But please don't go away.
They're on Spaghetti Junction
"We could be here all day..."
Convoy!
[On the CB] Hello, Plastic Chicken to Super Scouse, gerroff, I mean come in, er, come on - oh, do I have to say this every time?
Yeah - have you seen any fuzzboxes? - that's slang for police cars.
Er, Jackanory, Super Scouse - that's slang for No!
That's Negatory, you berk...
Ooh I say, is this a private convoy or can anyone join in?
What's your wheels, our kid?
Would you believe, a camper...?
Spaghetti Junction was coming up
So we were bound to lose a few.
And sure enough, the fork-lift truck,
Disappeared heading up towards Crewe.
The combine harvester shred a wheel,
And the driver lost control.
And a mobile DJ crashed his van,
So we ain't gonna play no Soul, 10 - 4.
[Chorus]
So we end our story,
On the M1 Motorway.
Of the biggest blooming convoy,
Outside the USA.
This record is good value,
As you can plainly see.
It's labelled as a tax disc
Though it's a Felony
Convoy!
[On the CB]
Er, Plastic Chicken to Super Scouse, there's a big black limo coming up behind...
Er, what about it?
Well it's got a flag on the front and a funny number plate - "HRH 1"
Mercy sakes, good buddy, you'd better give it the front door and wave her on, like...
Will do, Super Scouse, I'm waving her on - ooh look, she's waving back, isn't that nice...
Plastic Chicken, do you want to stick it in behind that suicide jockey?
What's a suicide jockey?
As it happens, How's about...
Er, Plastic Chicken, don't you think you'd better change gear for this hill?
What's wrong with the gear I've got on, doesn't it look right?
Change gear, ram your foot on the floor and change the gear, what you talking about, you don't know how to drive a truck do you, you've no idea how to drive a truck, you're mad... (continue to fade)
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457495547617980357.post-59933326552716459222015-05-16T17:56:00.001-07:002015-05-16T17:56:29.037-07:00LOL<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YMxRPp6cSGk?rel=0" width="420"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457495547617980357.post-17553125153326032012015-05-06T15:49:00.003-07:002015-05-06T15:49:50.096-07:00The Eye Test<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457495547617980357.post-33078919009541028192014-08-22T10:20:00.002-07:002014-08-22T10:36:54.482-07:00Tv Licensing And Funding An Organisation That's Been Fraught With Paedophile Claims Hire Criminals?First off i want you to watch the video (BEFORE) you read what i have written out below, Ive seen many negative comments on the video its self about following being harassment, i disagree with that, <i>the taunting was a little immature</i>, BUT what he captures on film is actually Absolutely Bloody Astonishing<br />
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OK, remember ALL these guys attitudes are IF you have a TV, you need a license..<br />
<i>(there is NO license for your address, that's fact)</i> BUT thats why he's their, this isn't cold calling looking... for a sale, this is cold calling.. looking for a conviction and a bonus RIGHT!!<br />
Remember that.... Its important, in his eyes your a law breaker, hevens forbid you have a life and your tv is merely a visual interface for a dvd or bluray player right...<br />
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Next Remember This To..<br />
They get a fair commission for doing that job AND most of them <i>Only do this on 16 hours a week</i> so that they still get their rent & council tax paid.. they get working tax credits <i>(then deliver pizzas all night for cash in hand and tips)</i> this can equate to £70 a night plus a slap up meal from the place...<br />
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So when hes done with his attempt to extort money from you..<br />
he's off down the street right..<br />
Now i want you to ber something in mind.. they have everyone's address in their system <i>(they don't have your NAME)</i> and they can't touch you without your name.. All he needs is your name and then the harassing letters and larger built men knocking will start <i>(because they can name you)</i> big fat baritone fkrs that'll practically sing your name and <i>No license here</i> like Pavarotti in a stadium.. trying to shame you.... BUT BUT BUT..<br />
Just why did he park all the way down the road?<br />
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he has a hand held device that lists Addresses with no license<br />
they pick one thats close like a taxi driver picking a job...<br />
<i>(he's NOT canvassing the actual area NOR IS HE Detecting) </i><br />
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Why not park outside the house or a few houses away?, because he doesn't wish to be caught on cctv by a few people uploading to youtube... because of NO BUSINESS INSURANCE on his car.<br />
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SO lets go back to the video, where the car is parked, what he does when he drives off...
When your accused of breaking a law its really a great idea follow the accuser..
Just to see how many laws he breaks him self in the space of how long?
Lets see how he endangers the general public.<br />
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So shall we count them?<br />
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In One.. his road sense made him feel it was fine to park right up to the corner like that..<br />
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In Two... it was also perfectly fine to have his mobile to his ear as he drove away..<br />
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In Three.. he failed to signal he was pulling out even though parked on such a close corner..<br />
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In Four.. he failed to check all his mirrors before he pulled away..<br />
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In Five.. one hand on the wheel phone or not = many deaths if you have a blow out.<br />
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In Six.. you can bet he had no business insurance on his car...<br />
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Following him was probably the best thing this guy did..<br />
Question is was the goon banned from driving for LIFE??...<br />
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It's your public duty not to unintentionally cover up these offences and to report the man in question.. To provide the police with the video of these driving offences and make sure he is prosecuted for the driving offences as an upstanding member of the public & the possible car insurance fraud.. by by license.. hello fine.. and welcome to reality... you traffic warden wanabe<br />
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Other things to watch out for are warrants, these are bloody hilarious <br />
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRQTkOk__48" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRQTkOk__48</a><br />
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Please note thats a longer video, also note the police will NOT force access, they are their for intimidation only and most of them have NO idea of your rights regarding the actual warrant, tv licensing use the uniform as intimidation, the wearer's own knowledge can be the biggest threat. <br />
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO<br />
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THEY NEVER GOT INTO THE HOUSE...<br />
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THEY SAID "WHEN ASKED WHAT HAPPENS NOW" THE TV GUY SAID "WE WILL APPLY TO THE COURT FOR A WARRANT AND COME BACK.. HOLD ON... HE HAD A WARRANT RIGHT? <br />
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Listen to the POLICE OFFICER AT 4 minuets and 16... thats a LIE..<br />
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THE LAW OFFICER IS....<br />
You must have a tv license<i> if you use a television to watch live transmitted broadcasts</i>.... ACTUALLY...<br />
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<i>live transmitted broadcast IS NOT</i><br />
<i>a Games Consul, a DVD, a Blu-ray, your cctv or what ever...</i><br />
INCLUDING OWNING ONE...<br />
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WORRIED ABOUT NOT PAYING?<br />
LOOK ON YOUTUBE FOR tv license goon<br />
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Spend an hour watching and DON'T RENEW YOUR LICENSE FFS<br />
STOP FUNDING THESE PROPAGANDA COMPANIES<br />
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Even Noel Edmonds Wont Have One ANYMORE.... and he spent 30 years at the BBC<br />
LEARN YOUR RIGHTS.. TAKE BACK YOUR FREEDOM....<br />
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Remember your OWN experiences and remember why their nice on camera..<br />
also remember our little law breaker him self with his....<br />
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<b>BIG LIST OF OFFENCES..</b><br />
Parking To Close To The Junction<br />
Causing An Obstruction<br />
Failing To Check Mirrors <br />
Failing To Signal <br />
Dangerous Driving<br />
Driving Without Due Care and Attention<br />
Diving While Using A Mobile Phone<br />
FACTUAL CRIMES..<br />
and a possible "Driving With NO Insurance"<br />
because if using a car for work and not declaring it, your actual insurance is INVALID<br />
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YOU COMMIT AN OFFENCE, YOUR A CRIMINAL<br />
CRIMINAL CRIME OFFENCE OFFENDER<br />
BE IT WATCHING TV OR ROAD TRAFFIC<br />
WHICH OF THE TWO IS WORSE?????<br />
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Lucky some kid never stepped out...<br />
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<b>YOU DO NOT LET THEM IN OR GIVE THEM YOUR NAME<br /><br />AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T OWN A TV</b><br />
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<b>YOU DON'T LET THEM IN</b><br />
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<b>PC, MOBILE, RADIO? can receive TV</b><br />
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<b>ONCE HE HAS YOUR NAME.. YOUR FKD</b><br />
<b>EVEN IF YOUR BLIND AND DEAF.. THEY DO NOT FKN CARE!!!</b><br />
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<b>THEY WANT THAT COMMISSION </b><br />
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YOU SAY NO CONTRACT<br />
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YOU SAY I REFUSE YOUR IMPLIED RIGHT OF ACCESS<br />
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DETECTOR VANS ALSO CAN'T DETECT WHAT YOUR WATCHING!!<br />
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IT COULD BE A DVD.. OR A GAME YOUR PLAYING<br />
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YOU CAN NOT BE ARRESTED, CHARGED, OR BILLED<br />
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IS IT NOT SHIT THAT OUR MAGISTRATES ARE SO WRAPPED UP IN SOAPS TO NEVER FOR ONE MOMENT THINK OTHER FKN PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THEM!!!<br />
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BBC TV SUCKS...<br />
MOST UK TV SUCKS.....<br />
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ANYTHING GOOD YOU WATCH HAS FKN ADVERTS ALREADY AND PRODUCT PLACEMENTS..<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457495547617980357.post-70732551617253715002014-08-21T09:50:00.000-07:002017-03-14T06:28:25.014-07:00How To Get To Vertegen 1 Riverbank Road Riverbank House Bromborough CH62 3JQ<br />
Ok we got a guy who's been placed on the work program. He's had a nightmare trying to find it, simply because google maps (of all companies) has the location pinned wrong and the place is tucked out the way and the sign <i>(far back on private land)</i> is generally blocked by a truck outside on public land. The place is just impossible to spot, especially more so if your referring to the current google maps image.<br />
<i>(most people we have spoken to think its to the left of an old ship funnel, but at that stage, you've passed the place believe it or not)</i> The following help is a collaboration of a couple of people and this will truly help you get their, so its worth a read if you have any anxiety about travel or finding places.<br />
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We will be updating this "specific post" over time, and we are making this initial post early in an effort to help others on the work program to find this place your advisor tells you is in Ellesmere Port.<br />
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Here is where its "really located" on the google map.<br />
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It's essentially the "first right" if you headed in from the top road, which would be "Thermal Road" if coming from the left and "Stadium Road" if your coming from the right. IE <i>Thermal RD and Stadium RD</i> essentially appear to just be one road and its name changes when it crosses the end of "Magazine Road"</div>
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The routes provided by learndirect <i>(from bootle to bromborough)</i> state a 11 min walk to the bootle new strand train station (from here anyway) Then ride train <i>the liverpool train/NOT the southport..</i> </div>
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Ride liverpool train to hunts cross, walk from their to sir thomas street and then take the stagecoach Bus 2 towards princess street. </div>
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I see an issue arise with that <i>(besides getting lost in town during mad hour)</i> The cheapest form of travel will be paid back to you, essentially a Bus Ticket.. so you can probably forget the Option TWO, that's stapled IN FRONT of Option ONE lmao<br />
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OK, so Option One stapled behind option 2 which is just clearly nuts...,<br />
<b>(ber in mind we will provide our own option THREE to help ;)</b><br />
Walk to bus stop <i>(from here 13 mins)</i> take the Arriva 55 <i>(stanley road towards Liverpool.. bus travel time approx 15 mins)</i> and get off the bus in liverpool town at Queens Square. Walk from queens square to the liverpool tunnel entrance on Victoria Street <i>(apparently only 2 min walk, for my mate, he'd get lost)</i> and get the stagecoach bus ONE towards princess street (bus travel approx 15 mins) get off that bus lol, at the <i>rock ferry depot</i> on <i>new chester road</i> Then get on a <i>Comfy bus 811</i> towards broughton <i>(but you can't as its a comfy bus, they WON'T accept your travel PASS)</i> : /<br />
So if you PAY, you wont get that back.. and when you get off that, its another 5 min walk from their to (apparently)<br />
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SO hows option 3? well its Looks worse than it actually is tbh, i mean if you want to avoid as much of the chaos in town going OR coming home then you need to kinda choose (BUS OR TRAIN) the TWO are not viable under the travel expenses guide lines tbh.<br />
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SO we shall look at option 3 and please ber in mind, the distances on the "map" that look pretty far <i>(they are not as far as they look, its a walk yes, but considering all the other travel time and tryna make a bus & train or 3 buses, its easy to miss no.2 as no.1 was late, and in turn you miss no.3 because you got the later no.2)</i> Our method example is probably about the same walking time <i>(in-between all your buses but with only one change over to loose possible time on)</i> when Exit the train station (and turn left) you CAN actually see the first street on our guide (yet looking at the map, you would assume its at least a 5 min walk to the first road, trust me its not)<br />
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If in bootle, or where ever <i>(if you can hit a close station) </i> you can hop the train to moorfields, hop onto 1 of TWO wirral trains to Spittle Station you can get the Chester OR the Ellesmere Port train (NOT the Westkirby Train) as that diverts like the ormskirk and kirby do at sandhills.<br />
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The walk looks Massive, but its actually not really compared to all the other messing around with option 1 & 2, I guess it depends where you live and how well you no the liverpool city centre <i>(but when you get your time and date the day before your meant to be their)</i> this was the best route i found with the least complications between timing changes, avoiding masses of mindless people lmfao & getting me their with as little anxiety as i could. Truly is a long way from my home and will cost the tax payer roughly an extra £100 for my travel, then the boots & other safety gear i will need on top of that.<br />
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We have a Dead Simple Guide Under The Map and extra reference images ;)<br />
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Head out of Spital station and Turn LEFT out that station door (google says EAST)<br />
well shucks... is this by North or True North.. never mind i forgot my compass lmao<br />
Turn left <i>(station behind your left arm)</i> and "look" OVER the road and Down the road on its right hand side and you can see <i>Vanderbyle Avenue</i> <i>(you can see it from the station entrance)</i> if not take 2 or 3 steps and you'll see it <i>(it is way closer to you than it looks on the map)</i> with that avenue <i>(vanderbyle on your right)</i> keep walking along spital road and look on your left you'll see Kinglass Road, again much closer in person than how its looking on the map yes? So we will cut to the chase and give the simple directions from the spital train station ;)<br />
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Exit station turn LEFT<br />
head down spital road passing Vanderbyle Avenue on your RIGHT<br />
keep going passing Kinglass Road on your LEFT <br />
now passing Oakridge Road on your RIGHT<br />
now passing Arkwood Close on your LEFT<br />
you'll reach a roundabout <i>(painted circle on floor)</i> lol<br />
turn RIGHT at the roundabout, its at the bottom of the road and you follow it to the right<br />
This will keep you on spital road oddly<br />
walk a little more <i>(on the left side of the road, as there's no footpath on the right)</i><br />
and TURN LEFT into Mill Road.. travel up mill road until you get to the junction <i>(cross at the lights on your LEFT)</i> and when you HAVE CROSSED, side step right and head into the street <i>(Directly opposite the one you left to cross behind you)</i> Mill Road <i>(crosses new chester road)</i> Mill road then basically becomes <i>Magazine Road</i>. follow Magazine road (to the end) Ignore the 2 turn off's that say magazine road while your heading down it, just follow magazine road in a straight line to the end of it at the railings.<br />
At the end you will see a small fence in place to stop cars, it looks like its blocked.. its not, as you get closer their is one railing, and a foot path and another railing <i>(like a <span class="st">chicane</span>)</i> <br />
You come out of that small path at the end of magazine road & your essentially their.<br />
on TO your RIGHT (infront of you) is Stadium Road.. TO your LEFT (infront of you) is Thermal Road <i>(they just look like the same road passing in front of you)</i><br />
So at the end of the <i>magazine road</i> path you <i>(cross over the main road INFRONT of you)</i> <i>you cross over the main (thermal / stadium) road</i>, across that red line, you turn RIGHT just "behind" that white van on the "first" image, and "in front" of the white van on the "second" image.<br />
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Now, remember how you saw Vanderbyle Avenue looking down to your left, yet on the right of the road.. do the same while at the end of the path and you'll see River Bank Road, walk along the right hand side of river bank and Vertegen is your first RIGHT :)<br />
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IF you reach the odd looking <i>Funnel of a Ship</i> in the ground, you have actually passed the place, turn around, with the funnel behind you, the place is now your first LEFT ;)<br />
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The <i>Round About</i> mentioned further up for example looks massive on the map, even made me wonder if pedestrians/public had access to that road, we do there are pavements and foot paths ;)<br />
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One you follow the roundabout to the right AND its BEHIND you.. you'll see Mill Road On Your Left, at the top of mill road where you cross new chester road into magazine road, the stages above fill in the blanks. I just added the extra shots to help clarify it more :)<br />
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Magazine Road also looks massive ITS NOT. New Chester RD A41 <i>(looks uncross-able by pedestrians on the map)</i> It is crossable.. if anything its more narrow than queens drive and you have <i>traffic lights</i> & <i>give way</i> points the whole walk ;) <br />
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Oddly for the wirral its not really all up and down hill, there is an even'ish kinda slant within stages, one hill maybe a little tough on a bike coming home after a days work <i>(but its not a steep hill, just a slanted incline and on a days working legs you may have to push the bike in that small 2/3 min section of the journey)</i> the rest ide say you can pretty much pick up a little speed and just free roll it.<br />
Heading BACK to the station i would say is not as easy as heading away from the station, especially if you've done a days work. But really not as bad as the map dimensions make out.<br />
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I am surprised how much easier the journey is to do with this method tbh, <br />
Also surprised how much it costs compared to the other methods, and the amount of walking involved with the other methods and then the lack of Comfy bus access, meaning your walk at the end of method 1 & 2 is a joke when added to the walks Before and after bus 1 & 2 : / <br />
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Thing is though, no one should have to hit a train at (or bus) at 6AM to make sure they can do the changes from bus to bus to bus, or train to bus to hike to arrive at 8AM, only to know your going to arrive back home around 6PM, yet most advisor's wont lower the amount of job search activity your required to do.. or they will.. and mine just doesn't give a fk... but i can't do 6am till 6pm and then do 2 hours job search, because 3 days of that.. ile be dead...<br />
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We noticed you "could" get off the train before spital, and get off at Bebington station instead, and then try and find the bus stop for the 145 (this would change your 24 min approx walk, into a 17 min bus ride)<br />
BUT!!! that bus only comes ONCE EVERY HOUR...<br />
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To be honest if you live over the water your laughin, if you live this side of the water.. your screwed. I assume that's the next bright idea will be.. move all the people on benefits from liverpool to the wirral & open prison camps along the docks... I feel a war coming and its these local councillors and these agency type people who are looking to be 2 steps shy of a traffic warden that's probably going to get it.. and in such harsh environments and the level of pressure being placed on some people then it wont be long until "paid staff" AKA prison warders will be standing like armed guards from max security usa prisons.<br />
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<b>Anyway OTHER INFO that may help</b><br />
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They say you'll be provided with boots, ear protection, glasses, high res vest and other oddities, yet on the sizes form where you sign (for what you need) it just has Boots and high res vest, i asked about overhauls, they said yes, so i wrote overhauls down & my size... have a horrid feeling i will be wearing boots, high res vest and my own clothes. I hope i have ear protection because their super sensitive like a snooper mic..<br />
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When You arrive at your first appointment (generally around 11/11-30) you'll be their around an hour doing the same paperwork you did in their office in town lol, then you'll do more paperwork about the place, then a bit more for your travel costs then you'll be given your expenses for the first week.<br />
So you wont have to up front your travel costs.<br />
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SIGN ON?<br />
you work 4 days a week, <i>the day off you have IS your sign on day</i>, also note if you ask, chances are you can work the alternate day <i>(within the fortnight, where your off, yet you don't sign on)</i> But that is optional and you'd probably have to arrange that with the firm. Ide just work the 4 a week and have a WEEK DAY day for running round, paperwork, shopping, washing. I live in a flat, it would unacceptable to put my machine on BEFORE 6am OR AFTER 6 PM and many of us still have other commitments that can't be done on a weekend when most places are shut.. These are things no one in these jobs thinks of because they have a job.. if u didn't have to sign on, guaranteed you'd be their 5 days, only reason u dont work the other is some sign one week & advisor the next week.<br />
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<b>Final Notes.. </b><br />
what ever way you look at it, if your
bums not in a public transport seat by at least 6.11am, then chances are
your never going to get their on time (what ever travel option you
choose from)<br />
Personally i don't think option 1 OR 2 is viable AT ALL.. due to Traffic..<br />
your cutting it so close trying to make it their for 8AM... its just a sanction waiting to happen<br />
For those of you working their in November.. December.. the typical rail strikes could cause major problems<br />
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Just what's the place like? well we WILL let you know as it goes along, so check back soon ;)<br />
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Leave us a comment if it helped you.. We looked all around google and
could barely find anything about the place <i>(a draw back with chatting
on social media sites)</i> google doesn't tend to bring up them
conversations.. leaving the internet pretty blank for any info on this place : /<br />
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Really odd they can't see this IMPORTANT FACT... for many people out
their, crime is the simpler option.. even if you get caught.. its 3
meals a day, NO Dishes.. NO washing.. NO cleaning.. NO travel or time to worry about,
NO hoops to jump though, no concerns about benefits..<br />
<b>How Many Would Commit A Crime To Simply Get Piece Of Mind?</b><br />
And when you do get out of jail?<br />
Well.. You'll get more help, support, money, clothes, hands outs than you ever had in your life..<br />
Always makes me wonder how some people can knowingly push people to their breaking stress point <i>(with no thought about everything else in that persons life)</i> But hey.. you folks keep tryna light that match in the dark room to see where the smell of gas is coming from.. Someone is bound to blow up in your face..<br />
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Yellow pages website link for vertegen no longer works,<br />
they should probably let yell.com know about that<br />
(its .co.uk not .com) you should also add the WWW.<br />
for people behind company firewalls/proxys that require the www prefix... <br />
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Kinda mad when you just google <b>How to get to vertegen</b><br />
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doubt in 2 days this blog will be top of the google search list.. wtf..
kinda company is that far under the google spider radar on the
internet?.. even though they do have an actual web site lmfao<br />
may wana look into robots.txt folks <br />
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<span class="_5yl5" data-reactid=".iz.$<1408645913591=21328643307-2787271531@mail=1projektitan=1com>.2:0.0.0.0.0"><span class="null">i wonder does this recycling plant have somewhere secure and out the weather to store bikes.. </span></span><br />
<span class="_5yl5" data-reactid=".iz.$<1408646020686=22233374491-2787271531@mail=1projektitan=1com>.2:0.0.0.0.0"><span class="null">more irony.. lean it their.. against the wall.. yeah it'll be fine.. next thing....</span></span><br />
<span class="_5yl5" data-reactid=".iz.$<1408646020686=22233374491-2787271531@mail=1projektitan=1com>.2:0.0.0.0.0"><span class="null"> bits of it are passing you on the a conveyor belt haha</span></span><br />
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Google meta data to help people find this page..<br />
Vertegen, Riverbank Road, House, Bromborough, CH62 3JQ, Work Program, Learndirect, Lean Direct, Waste Management Recycling Plant Centre Ellesmere Port Travel Train Bus Guide Route Map Help Advice Plan<br />
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Special thanks to google maps & google street view for making it possible for us to be able to create this guide and save a lot of people mucho stress...<br />
Also special thanks to bob at Wraith & Friends Productions.<br />
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Their is a PARODY song about the place <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFspXLKWfm8" target="_blank">here</a> You should thumb up the video<br />
and you should morally go to this video and thumb it down <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uNKhqA3sVo" target="_blank">here</a><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0Liverpool, Merseyside L1, UK53.4052868 -2.981218099999978253.404103299999996 -2.9837395999999781 53.4064703 -2.9786965999999784tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457495547617980357.post-51111810460497088722014-08-18T09:38:00.001-07:002014-08-18T11:17:29.804-07:00Lack Of Job Centre Toilets A Lie.. True OR False? Comment And Let Us Know<br />
I often wonder why places Lie about simple things, sheer common decency out the window at every turn.. I once experienced an issue in Bootle Job Centre where me & my partner asked about baby changing facilities, as we'd both been told to come at a specific time.. in reality we got their 12 minuets early yet got kept waiting almost 2 hours...<br />
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We got told there was NO baby changing facilities <i>(the woman even said she'd speak to someone about it.. yeah right, its been over a year and they still don't)</i> So Anyway... we asked if their was any toilets the public can use and we were again told "no" Yet today looking on "A" website for a phone number <a href="http://advicefinder.turn2us.org.uk/?q=node/1013114" target="_blank">http://advicefinder.turn2us.org.uk/?q=node/1013114</a><br />
I saw this<br />
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<b>Accessibility</b><br />
Wheelchair access Yes - full<br />
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Accessible toilets: Yes (it doesn't say FULL)<br />
so it A) its for disabled OR its for non disabled OR its for changing babies<br />
its certainly not about "Public OR Staff Access" because its <b>Accessibility!! </b><br />
OR its a typical MISUSE OF THE WORD.. and when Questioned Directly<br />
they could say Accessibility isn't the same as Amenity.... </div>
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And at the bottom of the page it formerly says</div>
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Record last check <span class="date-display-single">14 July 2013</span></div>
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<span class="date-display-single">I also noticed the phone number listed for Park Street is </span></div>
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<span class="date-display-single">Either of these <i>(depending on what START CODE is cheaper)</i> to use on a mobile </span></div>
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0345 604 3719</div>
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OR</div>
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0845 604 3719 </div>
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And it lists a MINICOM number as 0845 608 8551</div>
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It does NOT state if you can use 0345 for mini com if its cheaper...</div>
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NONE of those numbers will reach Bootle Park Street Job Centre...</div>
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You will be placed in a que listening to classical music, for up to 30 mins to an hour</div>
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just like you would when your handed that little scrap of paper with 0845 604 3719</div>
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<i>(EVERY JOB CENTRE HANDS OUT THE SAME NUMBER)</i></div>
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<b>Total lack of respect for people to refuse the use of toilets,</b><br />
<b>when they state on some form of charter that they DO??..</b></div>
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<b>So Now.. It Also Begs Another Massive Question.. MONEY..</b><br />
<b>Petty Cash... <span class="st"><i>toiletries</i></span>? <i>cleaner</i>(s)?</b><br />
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If no ones paying a cleaner <i>(for that job)</i> is someone still invoicing for it?<br />
Is a simple <i>"Sorry No Toilets Here"</i> how someone's fiddling money?<br />
do they all eat expensive biscuits on their tea break?<br />
Or maybe saving for the end of year party?<br />
Would this not be an easy way to earn at least £200 a week? <br />
<i>(200+ per building, due to petty cash said to be spent on things that don't exist or aren't needed????)</i><br />
note all the question marks, because this isn't slander, its questions... Ide ask one of my local mp's to look into it but tbh their all in it for the fkn money now.. Everythings just a photo opp and nothing more.. Its just a load of suits playing monopoly, with the uk as the board game and us as the pieces : /<br />
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When was the last time you saw a dole card "Rubber Stamped" at the bottom?<br />
Do they invoice for ink? read our <a href="http://kirbylala.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/NONUMBERPOLL.html" target="_blank"><i>next blog post</i></a> that includes notes about another "POSSIBLE" misuse of government funds... and please vote in our poll.<br />
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This popped up in my news feed today on facebook, and we all know something you read on facebook and news papers "can be" a right load of BS, but hey.. im awake, nothing to do, so i decided to google it... <br />
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I no doubt see this causing lots of arguments between couples and possibly even employees so i would like to actually stick my nose in on this one because in the past ive been dragged on MANY days out while feeling like i was going to die... <br />
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Not many know this but for many years i had NO sense of smell, and when i did it came and went, this lasted up until i was around 10/12... My ears and my eyes got 10 to 12 years extra brain capacity than most people. Such as blind peoples sense of touch and hearing.
This has made me notice more and hear more, but that said since the pole shift my ears have felt awful some day's, such as my knees do in certain weather, my ears now to seam to change in certain atmospheric weather pressure.<br />
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Anyway.. what i find more interesting about this is not so much the female side having to cut guys a little slack, but its the bosses, managers and work colleges that will probably feel worse, especially when the reasons are known.<br />
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In "theory" a guy who only has to shave once every 2 or 3 days is probably going to feel it LESS than a guy who has to shave every single day right? , note the <span style="color: red;"><i>Question Mark</i></span> and the word <span style="color: red;"><b>THEORY</b></span> <i>(because many of my readers seam to read a little more than what's actually written)</i><br />
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So when the peach skinned boss takes 1 day off.. then gets on your case for needing three days.. just show him your Hairy Legs, Hairy Arms, Hairy Chest and just say....<br />
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<b>Look HERE Mate</b>.. It's not my fault i am biologically and genetically more of a male than you... (that theory is backed up by the notes on <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/10536083/Man-flu-the-truth-that-women-dont-want-to-hear.html" target="_blank"><i>The Telegraph</i></a> article which also talks about testosterone levels. So the fresh faced guys who seam to hit puberty yet don't.. ber this in mind lmfao<br />
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So how long till unions or what ever campaign to get men 5 or 6 extra
sick days a year.. you know someone's bound to try aren't they....<br />
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