Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Firework Down Your Pants Huh?

Look at this flaming C*ck'Head....

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you just gotta love the way he drags him self across the grass like a dog with an itch ROFL
To think..... if that had fell in.... he'd be feelin a bit of a c*nt when the bandages came off 

The 15 Year Old Escort

Sunday, 20 September 2015

iOS 9 Really The Smallest iOS Ever?


Thursday, 17 September 2015

Thought of The Day

Politicians are like a bad tempered pompous arrogant wasp..
They'll bully, push past.. sting anyone they can...
and they are a totally useless f*cking creature...

i mean that whole
can't run for office more than 3 years in a row

so what?   you do 50/50 in your first year.. people like you and ya back in

u almost rock it in the 2nd year.. you get bk in.. again

but in year 3 you rape the shit out of everything

and it takes the next 6 leaders 10+ years to semi recover the fkn country from it?

burn them all.....

Sunday, 19 April 2015

Unwanted Disciples At Your Front Door ??

just grab a pen and draw a little 666 near your thumb.. then open the door, allow the introduction, offer out your hand to shake theirs, and when they attempt to let go, just hold for a moment and look down at your hand turning it slightly and in a dark whisper just say.. do you know who i am and what it means to shake my hand.. then start humming a dul tone like a broken up chant, hell shut your eyes then lean your head back.. but don't let go until theirs just enough strain that you prove even god couldn't stop him from fallin on his ass.. did he not see that coming.

You can just imagine the eye contact can't you?, from you to your hand, to his mate, back to you, then his hand at which point the hum and the closing of the eyes, you don't even need to see the outcome, besides if you did i doubt they'd run, though it depends how hysterical your laugh is lmfao

Rappin ???

type a rap song into Microsoft Word and run the spell checker and grammar... suddenly it comes across like a Letting ad for an apartment in the bronx with to much honesty about the area and amenities ROFL