The Urban Myth & Urban Legend That Is...
The Kirby Sock Robber (that's Kirby.. NOT Kirkby)
In the early hours (2am) on channel 19 on the UK CB Radio
(Frequency 27.781 25 FM)
An idiot started arguing with total strangers, the classic
"ive got a cb and you don't no where i am so im gona give you all shit and act cool with my childish mates"
A guy on the other end had a Music Keyboard & A Fast Whited Response, and that night.....
.... the Myth was Started...
The Banter ended fast as the guy just key'd the mic and started singing a song, directly aimed at the Muppet on the other end...
When he finished playing he let the mic go and people were keying up theirs laughing and taking the p*ss out the Muppet, then the singer keys bk up and said.. whats up.. nothing to say, then broke right into another song outta no where. Three songs were done in the end just dedicated to that rat bag piece of sh*t...
In 1996 the Artist did a number of Tapes that were sold for £2.99 via a taxi driver......
So you can Imagine the confusion in 2009 when Liverpool fans bombarded the football pitch with socks, all due to Everton football clubs proposed move to Kirby....
The artist Doesn't even like football neither....
A Quote From The Artist
The Oddest moment in life was when standing on the bus hearing your own song & then someone say "now den kidder, ye im on da bus la, will b der inabi"
Until your mates tell you to turn on the TV and "Thousands of football fans are singing your song and throwing socks"
Then you see the big row of news papers in the shop & your words are the headlines on ALL OF THEM!!!
Its something you never forget, how ever hard you try ROFL
I Am A Ring Tone
I Am A Wall Paper
I Am A News Report
I Am An Urban Legend
I Am.. The Real Kirby La La
What Truly Inspires The Dark Humour?
Clearly this shit tip we call a world right?
As the 3rd song stated.. "Its Not Just Kirby You Know" it's everywhere you go...
yet the nob heads never listened that far "anything for a fight like lar.."
Ive met many people since making them songs, my musics changed a lot, my equipment has improved, yet their is still that circle of SCUM who would happily take away that equipment to sell it for 1% of its worth.. just for a fix...
Maybe if "Traffic Wardens" could get promoted to "Probation Officers"
the UK could be a whole lot different yeah...
The justice system is to busy trying to figure out if that lying sack of shit whose robbed an old woman's house and trashed the place would be better off in some form of care or in prison.. I say prison, that way when he's selling his ass for a toot on some smack.. he can't later say his probation officer molested him and then gets paid a shit load of compensation because the justice system apparently failed him.... and a person in authority took advantage of a 17/19 year old lad...
The subject of GATEWAY DRUGS... this to is BULLSHIT
Cannabis does NOT lead to stronger drugs!!!
BUT!!!
Not being able to get hold of any fkn cannabis THAT allows these fucking wankers to come out the woodwork with Smack, Crack, Speed... Ketamine.... you name it they appear with it.... offering it for free at first,, and with such a shit life, in such a fkn shit country... kids think why the hell not...
And that is what your governments want!!!
They don't want you sitting round getting stoned & seeing things how they are..
They want you out getting DRUNK and FIGHTING....
All that helps them wangle money away from local resources in your towns...
LSD is an eye opener in the right environment...
Cannabis is a Mind Opener in the right circumstances...
A La La Is Defined by what he DOES... not what he takes....
The UK is also raped every day by people in suits who hold up books, not just drug dealers... The shirt and tie squad... they quote things from them books, they tell us how things should be... Then they sit back on a £4000 Sofa.. drinking a glass of alcohol that probably costs £200+ a bottle.
George Carlin (rip) always had the most open and frank PUBLIC views on Shirts, Ties & Control, and made the public aware on a regular basis just how shit this world has become...
I once had a saying....
Do onto others as they do onto you... then fuck off quick before the police get their....
(many have ripped off that saying... but it is mine & it's still true today)
We all no a La La when we see one...
and as long as people are willing to stand on others to get where they want to go... then this world will never change...
Alas.. The Legend of the La La will never end :'(
the world today is all about Money... Fame... Suffering... and Stupidity
and if you can just catch that stupidity & suffering & pain on video.. then you can make money from it. Exploiting people for our own amusement seams 2nd nature for most people..
Jerry Springer started it.. Jeremy Kyle is continuing it...
and those who watch it... ARE NO BETTER!!!
Those who read about it in the "Sunday Magazine's" .. ARE NO BETTER!!!
Most of you don't even understand just how much you fuel this shit!!!
by watching it, reading it and BUYING INTO IT....
Who really gives a flying fuck what celebrity is Shagging who...
Who really gives a flying fuck what celebrity is Snorting what...
Who really gives a flying fuck what celebrity is Pregnant...
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE....
GET A FUCKING LIFE OF YOUR OWN... FFS....
FINAL NOTE
Their was a decline in people taking heroin because no one wanted to grow up to be a spotty, dirty smelly smack head... sadly that never stopped them smoking green on street corners, but the La La songs CLEARLY MADE A DIFFERENCE TO THE CITY OF LIVERPOOLS YOUTH
SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT... YOU CAN FUCK OFF!!!
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