Sunday, 5 June 2016

My Local Shopping Centre Go's John Carpenter Style

I was walking through my local shopping centre "Bootle New Strand" in Sefton.

As i'm walking Out the exit i stopped and walked back in (ber in mind you would Never see this if your walking in) And i bet most of you probably haven't Ever even noticed it walking out..  But your brains subconscious will have read it, your Kids will have read it. I couldn't believe i had read it correctly and actually felt the need to walk back in and look at it.

As you walk out, around 30 foot above you painted in the corner just enough to get the corner of your eye subliminally on the wall is the phrase..

Who ever said money can't buy you happiness didn't know where to shop.
(people can assume that's all innocent all they want, but that's certainly not the message i teach Our children, its a total contradiction)  Is that what you all teach your children children?,  IE money is everything.. you just need to know where to spend it?  i bet you don't.
Our kids should not be seeing that & we shouldn't be getting fed it subconsciously neither.

Bootle New Strand In The Hexigon Top Right as you Exit
we teach our children...
Money Can't Buy Happiness

Did sefton council or the strand really approve this slogan for public view?  or did New Look just put it up, who at new look actually thought this was an ok thing to use in such a way.   ¯\(ยบ_o)/¯

This new phrase being Taught to Our Children clearly contradicts something that most parents instil into their children??   I'm totally dumb founded that our children are seeing that message...  (Twisting Can't to Didn't) Like what.. it never used to?, but all that's changed?  Someone tell me this is wrong?,.  Someone restore my fkn faith in humanity and tell me they get exactly where i'm coming from and that they agree this is slogan in public, something i was assume its signed off on and authorised by a council employee.. is just wrong?.
 
I guess most will think i'm mad as usual, but if you've ever seen the John Carpenter movie  They Live.. the moment i saw that writing i was like wtf and had to walk back in.. Genuinely just wtf kinda message is that and where its placed...   Here is a short scene from the john carpenter film released June 23, 1989 that kinda shows WHY that stood out to my eyes like a saw thumb..



If you find any other Morally Ambiguous Quotes  Inside The Bootle Strand Stopping Centre for our kids full attention and the corner of our adult subconscious please snag a picture and note where about it is.


Imagine an advert that said  Age 16.. all that's left between you and sex now is condoms.
And there stands a 65+ year old guy holding a box.. which would seam fine if he had chemist shelves behind him, a dr's white coat on and all that.. rather than a picture frame on a wall and a fuzzy jumper.. because that advert all started with Age 16..  and the dude with the box is 65+..

There is a Lot to marketing, and frankly this method of manipulation is wrong and goes against what we teach our children.

Someone somewhere tell me its wrong.....?

Name and shame some seriously devious ad techniques and lets shame these immoral foookers that twist what we teach are children...

It'll be interesting to see just how many people actually think "Changing" Slogans that remove the pre Instil of moral values (is funny & nothing more) and how many actually can laugh But then also see from a child's perspective, In a child's world, it is clearly one of a stack of Contradictions the system lets them absorb..  I find it funny, but as a writer my self i find this whole thing morally ambiguous to younger people. If a comedian reeled off a load of Genuine Sayings and put a punchline on them all, you wouldn't let your kids listen to it, let alone read it. This isn't the message i want my kids to see until their old enough to understand its Humour over its contradiction.. its only fkn funny to begin with because we know the original saying..

Monday, 16 May 2016

Laurie Lingo & The Dipsticks - 'Convoy G.B.' (1976)

Such a classic underrated parody...
The Vinyl is well better than the Live video.. backing singers sound well better produced on the vinyl..

The A Side
VINYL VERSION

 

LIVE VERSION

 

It was a foggy day on the sixth of May In a Scammell haulin' bricks It was just crackin' dawn and I started to yawn Cos I couldn't find any nice chicks. I'd tried Newport Pagnell, Toddington, And even Watford Gap, But after so many eggs and chips, sausage and beans What I really needed was a nap. It's a lonely life, truck driving But it's better than a bike Cos when you're up in the cab, you're the king of the road And it's dead romantic, like. And then I remembered my two-way radio, So I started feelin' better, And I thought "I'll start a convoy" "You know, just like that American feller." [Chorus] Thus began the saga On the M1 Motorway Of the biggest bloomin' convoy Outside the USA. Why not join our line-up? It's completely free. All you need is transport And a current MOT. Convoy! [On the CB] Hello, this is Super Scouse callin'. Anyone out there, come on? Hello, hello, this is Plastic Chicken, go off? That's "come on" - what's your load, Plastic Chicken? Er, well it would have been quick-drying cement, but the rain got in - do you know anyone who wants to buy a three-ton brick? So there we were, the two of us, At the start of something big. There was Plastic Chicken with his brick on wheels, And me in my big rig. With every junction that we passed Others would tag on There was even a London Transport bus "Hey, that's a nice wagon - fares please..." It certainly was an impressive sight, To see us on the road There was vehicles of every shape and size It certainly had growed. Suddenly there was this commotion, There was a circus, and a fair. There was an animal acrobatic act "Ooh look - a bear in the air!" [Chorus] You're listening to the saga, On the M1 Motorway. Of the biggest blooming convoy, Outside the USA. We're half-way through our story, But please don't go away. They're on Spaghetti Junction "We could be here all day..." Convoy! [On the CB] Hello, Plastic Chicken to Super Scouse, gerroff, I mean come in, er, come on - oh, do I have to say this every time? Yeah - have you seen any fuzzboxes? - that's slang for police cars. Er, Jackanory, Super Scouse - that's slang for No! That's Negatory, you berk... Ooh I say, is this a private convoy or can anyone join in? What's your wheels, our kid? Would you believe, a camper...? Spaghetti Junction was coming up So we were bound to lose a few. And sure enough, the fork-lift truck, Disappeared heading up towards Crewe. The combine harvester shred a wheel, And the driver lost control. And a mobile DJ crashed his van, So we ain't gonna play no Soul, 10 - 4. [Chorus] So we end our story, On the M1 Motorway. Of the biggest blooming convoy, Outside the USA. This record is good value, As you can plainly see. It's labelled as a tax disc Though it's a Felony Convoy! [On the CB] Er, Plastic Chicken to Super Scouse, there's a big black limo coming up behind... Er, what about it? Well it's got a flag on the front and a funny number plate - "HRH 1" Mercy sakes, good buddy, you'd better give it the front door and wave her on, like... Will do, Super Scouse, I'm waving her on - ooh look, she's waving back, isn't that nice... Plastic Chicken, do you want to stick it in behind that suicide jockey? What's a suicide jockey? As it happens, How's about... Er, Plastic Chicken, don't you think you'd better change gear for this hill? What's wrong with the gear I've got on, doesn't it look right? Change gear, ram your foot on the floor and change the gear, what you talking about, you don't know how to drive a truck do you, you've no idea how to drive a truck, you're mad... (continue to fade)
The B Side

Monday, 4 April 2016

PopEye Probably Eats Fish

I'm Popeye The Sailor Man
And I Cooks Me Fish In A Pan
They Say I Eats Spinach
But That Rots Me Innards
Then I'm Popeye The Farty Man

When Im Popeye The Farty Man
All I Do Is Splatter The Pan
Facebook Ban If I Dare
So I'le Leave It Right There
As The Man With A Fish In Me Pan

#TheRealKirbyLaLa

Friday, 22 August 2014

Tv Licensing And Funding An Organisation That's Been Fraught With Paedophile Claims Hire Criminals?

First off i want you to watch the video  (BEFORE) you read what i have written out below,  Ive seen many negative comments on the video its self about following being harassment, i disagree with that, the taunting was a little immature, BUT what he captures on film is actually Absolutely Bloody Astonishing



OK,  remember ALL these guys attitudes are IF you have a TV, you need a license..
(there is NO license for your address, that's fact)   BUT thats why he's their, this isn't cold calling looking... for a sale, this is cold calling.. looking for a conviction and a bonus RIGHT!!
Remember that....  Its important, in his eyes your a law breaker, hevens forbid you have a life and your tv is merely a visual interface for a dvd or bluray player right...

Next Remember This To..
They get a fair commission for doing that job  AND  most of them Only do this on 16 hours a week so that they still get their rent & council tax paid.. they get working tax credits  (then deliver pizzas all night for cash in hand and tips) this can equate to £70 a night plus a slap up meal from the place...

So when hes done with his attempt to extort money from you..
he's off down the street right..
Now i want you to ber something in mind.. they have everyone's address in their system (they don't have your NAME)  and they can't touch you without your name.. All he needs is your name and then the harassing letters and larger built men knocking will start (because they can name you)  big fat baritone fkrs that'll practically sing your name and No license here like Pavarotti in a stadium.. trying to shame you....   BUT BUT BUT..
Just why did he park all the way down the road?

he has a hand held device that lists Addresses with no license
they pick one thats close like a taxi driver picking a job...
(he's NOT canvassing the actual area NOR IS HE Detecting)

Why not park outside the house or a few houses away?,   because he doesn't wish to be caught on cctv by a few people uploading to youtube... because of  NO BUSINESS INSURANCE on his car.

SO lets go back to the video, where the car is parked, what he does when he drives off... When your accused of breaking a law its really a great idea follow the accuser.. Just to see how many laws he breaks him self in the space of how long?  Lets see how he endangers the general public.

So shall we count them?

In One.. his road sense made him feel it was fine to park right up to the corner like that..

In Two... it was also perfectly fine to have his mobile to his ear as he drove away..

In Three.. he failed to signal he was pulling out even though parked on such a close corner..

In Four.. he failed to check all his mirrors before he pulled away..

In Five.. one hand on the wheel phone or not = many deaths if you have a blow out.

In Six..  you can bet he had no business insurance on his car...

Following him was probably the best thing this guy did..
Question is was the goon banned from driving for LIFE??...

It's your public duty not to unintentionally cover up these offences and to report the man in question.. To provide the police with the video of these driving offences and make sure he is prosecuted for the driving offences as an upstanding member of the public & the possible car insurance fraud.. by by license.. hello fine.. and welcome to reality... you traffic warden wanabe

Other things to watch out for are warrants, these are bloody hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRQTkOk__48

Please note thats a longer video, also note the police will NOT force access, they are their for intimidation only and most of them have NO idea of your rights regarding the actual warrant, tv licensing use the uniform as intimidation, the wearer's own knowledge can be the biggest threat.  

MORE IMPORTANTLY I DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO

THEY NEVER GOT INTO THE HOUSE...

THEY SAID "WHEN ASKED WHAT HAPPENS NOW"  THE TV GUY SAID  "WE WILL APPLY TO THE COURT FOR A WARRANT AND COME BACK.. HOLD ON... HE HAD A WARRANT RIGHT?

Listen to the POLICE OFFICER AT   4 minuets and 16... thats a LIE..

THE LAW OFFICER IS....
You must have a tv license if you use a television to watch live transmitted broadcasts....  ACTUALLY...

live transmitted broadcast  IS NOT
a Games Consul, a DVD, a Blu-ray, your cctv  or what ever...
INCLUDING OWNING ONE...

WORRIED ABOUT NOT PAYING?
LOOK ON YOUTUBE FOR    tv license goon

 Spend an hour watching and DON'T RENEW YOUR LICENSE  FFS
STOP FUNDING THESE PROPAGANDA COMPANIES

Even Noel Edmonds Wont Have One ANYMORE.... and he spent 30 years at the BBC
LEARN YOUR RIGHTS.. TAKE BACK YOUR FREEDOM....


Remember your OWN experiences and remember why their nice on camera..
also remember our little law breaker him self with his....

BIG LIST OF OFFENCES..
Parking To Close To The Junction
Causing An Obstruction
Failing To Check Mirrors
Failing To Signal
Dangerous Driving
Driving Without Due Care and Attention
Diving While Using A Mobile Phone
FACTUAL CRIMES..
and a possible  "Driving With NO Insurance"
because if using a car for work and not declaring it, your actual insurance is INVALID

YOU COMMIT AN OFFENCE, YOUR A CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL CRIME OFFENCE OFFENDER
BE IT WATCHING TV OR ROAD TRAFFIC
WHICH OF THE TWO IS WORSE?????

Lucky some kid never stepped out...

YOU DO NOT LET THEM IN OR GIVE THEM YOUR NAME

AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T OWN A TV


YOU DON'T LET THEM IN

PC, MOBILE, RADIO? can receive TV

ONCE HE HAS YOUR NAME.. YOUR FKD
EVEN IF YOUR BLIND AND DEAF.. THEY DO NOT FKN CARE!!!

THEY WANT THAT COMMISSION


YOU SAY NO CONTRACT

YOU SAY I REFUSE YOUR IMPLIED RIGHT OF ACCESS

DETECTOR VANS ALSO CAN'T DETECT WHAT YOUR WATCHING!!

IT COULD BE A DVD..  OR A GAME YOUR PLAYING

YOU CAN NOT BE ARRESTED, CHARGED, OR BILLED

IS IT NOT SHIT THAT OUR MAGISTRATES ARE SO WRAPPED UP IN SOAPS TO NEVER FOR ONE MOMENT THINK OTHER FKN PEOPLE  DON'T WATCH THEM!!!

BBC  TV SUCKS...
MOST UK TV  SUCKS.....

ANYTHING GOOD YOU WATCH HAS FKN ADVERTS ALREADY AND PRODUCT PLACEMENTS..