Gordon The Gopher Slept With Jimmy Savil?

Rumour has it that 

Gordon The Gopher Slept With Jimmy Savil?

Can this be true?

I Slept With Jimmy Savil

Gordon said Jimmys the last hand he ever felt before the BBC boxed him up in a store room with tape around his mouth...

Philip lost for words at the shocking news

This poor former bbc presenter suffered the indignity of being trapped in a box the last few years with the tellytubbies, although they had a stash of tubbie toast that got them through for a while...

In an interview sooty and sweep both share their distaste for the BBC and have always refused to leave iTv..

I should of took him with me to iTv

It makes one wonder who is safe.. who is next..

You think English is easy??

You think English is easy??

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture..

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig..

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. – Why doesn't ‘Buick’ rhyme with ‘quick’ ?

-LMAO!! ...PASS IT ON

Northampton Bar's Its Benches

Can you really believe this,,, Northampton Bar's Its Benches to stop the homeless sleeping on them
and not only that... look at the Spacing and the Height.... do they not realize just how many kids are going to kick them and snap them off?  I personally preferred it when kids just played with sticks..
and why two bars ? would you sit a baby between them or something?  i mean wtf
wonder how much council tax was spent on making and fitting those bars....